New Arrivals
Fresh drops from Awkward Chicken Wear! Check back often, we're always adding new bold and funny styles to keep your wardrobe as unpredictable as your sense of humor.
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It’s OK I’m on 500mg of Fuckitol Hoodie - Ash
When life gets ridiculous, sometimes you just need a stronger dose of Fuckitol. 😂💊 This hilarious “It’s OK, I’m on 500mg of Fuckitol and an 800mg of Kissmyass” hoodie is made for anyone who has officially run out of patience. Featuring bold statement lettering...- From $50.00
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Dark Heather
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Sport Grey
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Enjoy Cock Hoodie - Ash
Sometimes you just have to enjoy the simple things in life. 😏😂 This bold “Enjoy Cock” hoodie features a cheeky retro-inspired script design that turns a familiar-looking graphic style into an unapologetically adult joke. Simple, eye-catching, and definitely not subtle, this sweatshirt is made...- From $50.00
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Ash
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Dark Heather
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Navy
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Sport Grey
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I See Your Butthole T-Shirt - Irish Green
When you own chickens, privacy is officially a thing of the past. 🐔🪱😂 This hilarious “I See Your Butthole – Ohhh Wait, Is That a Worm!!!” T-shirt features a curious chicken peeking where it probably shouldn’t. It’s the perfect combination of inappropriate humor, backyard...- From $25.00
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Irish Green
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I See Your Butthole Hoodie - Ash
Chickens have absolutely no respect for personal boundaries. 🐔😂 This hilarious “I See Your Butthole – Ohhh Wait, Is That a Worm?” hoodie features a curious chicken investigating something it probably shouldn’t. It’s the perfect mix of farm humor, inappropriate comedy, and classic chicken...- From $50.00
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Ash
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Dark Heather
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Navy
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Sport Grey
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My Beard Is the Only Hair That Should Be Between Your Legs T-Shirt - Dark Chocolate
A great beard deserves a great pickup line. 🧔😂 This hilarious “My Beard Is the Only Hair That Should Be Between Your Legs” T-shirt combines beard pride with unapologetically naughty adult humor. Featuring a bold vintage-style beard graphic and distressed typography, this tee is...- From $25.00
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Dark Chocolate
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Irish Green
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Navy
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My Beard Is Hair From Your Legs Hoodie - Ash
Now that’s one way to explain where a great beard comes from. 🧔😂 This hilarious “My Beard Is Hair From Your Legs” hoodie combines classic beard pride with a cheeky adult double meaning. Featuring a bold beard graphic and statement lettering, it’s perfect for...- From $50.00
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Ash
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Dark Heather
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Sport Grey
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Bad Influence Quote T‑Shirt - Irish Green
When your biggest problem is also your favorite person to talk to. 😂 This funny “I Need to Stop Talking to Myself, That Fucker Is a Bad Influence” T-shirt is perfect for anyone whose inner voice consistently encourages questionable decisions. With a simple statement-style...- From $25.00
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Irish Green
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I Need to Stop Talking to Myself Hoodie - Ash
Ever have a conversation with yourself and realize you’re probably the problem? 😂 This hilarious “I Need to Stop Talking to Myself, That Fucker Is a Bad Influence” hoodie is perfect for anyone whose inner voice consistently comes up with questionable ideas. Featuring bold...- From $50.00
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Ash
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Dark Heather
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Navy
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Sport Grey
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You Can’t Make a Baby in the Butt Hoodie - Ash
Consider this your hilariously inappropriate anatomy lesson. 😂 This bold “You Can’t Make a Baby in the Butt” hoodie delivers an unforgettable statement in a vintage-inspired badge design. Simple, funny, and definitely intended for adults, this sweatshirt is perfect for anyone who loves outrageous...- From $50.00
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Ash
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Dark Heather
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Sport Grey
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A Girl Without a Bush Hoodie - Ash
Every angel deserves her wings. 😇😂 This hilarious “A Girl Without a Bush Is Like an Angel Without Its Wings” hoodie combines an innocent-looking inspirational quote with a very adult punchline. The clean typography keeps the design simple and wearable, while the cheeky message...- From $50.00
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Sport Grey
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Raccoon Pool Player TShirt - Light Blue
A lightweight, soft cotton tee printed with a cheeky raccoon playing pool and the tongue-in-cheek line: “It’s not luck. It’s bad decisions executed confidently.” Quietly bold and a little wicked, this shirt brings playful sarcasm to casual days — whether you’re lounging at home,...- From $19.76
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Bad Decisions Raccoon Pool Hoodie - Ash
Who needs luck when you can make bad decisions with complete confidence? 🎱🦝😂 This hilarious “It’s Not Luck, It’s Bad Decisions Executed Confidently” hoodie features a mischievous raccoon lining up a shot on the pool table. Combining chaotic raccoon energy with sarcastic billiards humor,...- From $50.00
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Ash
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Sport Grey
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White
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Carolina Blue
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Free Protein Shake T-Shirt - Irish Green
Looking for a little extra protein? Apparently this shirt knows where to find it. 😂 This hilarious “Free Protein Shake” T-shirt features bold black lettering inside a large downward-pointing arrow. Simple, suggestive, and impossible to misunderstand once the joke clicks, it’s perfect for anyone...- From $25.00
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Free Protein Shake Hoodie - Ash
Need a little extra protein in your life? This hoodie has a suggestion. 😂 This hilarious “Free Protein Shake” hoodie features bold lettering inside a large downward-pointing arrow for a joke that definitely isn’t about your post-workout smoothie. Simple, suggestive, and guaranteed to get...- From $50.00
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Toothpaste Man Hoodie - Ash
Brushing your teeth will never look quite the same again. 🪥😂 This hilarious Toothpaste Man hoodie features a cartoon toothpaste tube taking aim and “peeing” toothpaste directly onto a waiting toothbrush. It’s weird, ridiculous, slightly inappropriate, and exactly the kind of design that makes...- From $50.00
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Scan Me QR Code T-Shirt - Light Blue
Curiosity is going to make them scan it. 📱😂 This attention-grabbing “Scan Me!” QR Code T-shirt features an oversized QR-style graphic with bold lettering underneath. Simple, mysterious, and designed to get people reaching for their phones, this tee is a fun conversation starter for...- From $25.00
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Scan Me QR Code Hoodie - Ash
Put the mystery right on your back and watch curiosity take over. 📱😂 This fun “Scan Me!” QR Code hoodie features a large QR-style graphic printed on the back with bold SCAN ME! lettering underneath. It’s designed to grab attention and tempt everyone behind...- From $50.00
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Toothpaste Peeing on Toothbrush T-Shirt - Irish Green
Well, that’s one way to put toothpaste on your toothbrush. 🪥😂 This hilarious Toothpaste Man T-shirt features a cartoon toothpaste tube hilariously “peeing” toothpaste directly onto a toothbrush. Colorful, weird, and completely unexpected, this graphic tee is made for anyone whose sense of humor...- From $25.00
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Irish Green
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Please Wash Your Hands T-Shirt - Light Blue
Good hygiene is important—especially when you’re putting your hands in questionable places. 😂 This hilarious “Please Wash Your Hands” T-shirt features a bold minimalist adult graphic paired with a perfectly innocent-sounding reminder. The simple black-and-white design makes the not-so-innocent joke stand out and guarantees...- From $50.00
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Please Wash Your Hands Hoodie - Ash
A friendly reminder about personal hygiene… with a very inappropriate visual aid. 😂 This hilarious “Please Wash Your Hands” hoodie features a cheeky minimalist graphic paired with a message that takes hand washing to a whole different level. Simple, naughty, and guaranteed to make...- From $50.00
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Ash
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Heliconia
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Irish Green
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Eat More Pussy T-Shirt - Light Blue
When your favorite furry alien has a very specific dinner recommendation. 😹😂 This hilarious “Eat More Pussy” T-shirt features a retro alien-style character holding a cat with bold vintage-inspired lettering. Combining nostalgic ’80s vibes, cat humor, and an outrageous adult double meaning, this tee...- From $25.00
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Alf Eat More Pussy Hoodie - Ash
Cats approve this message. Probably. 😹😂 This hilarious “Eat More Pussy” hoodie combines a vintage-inspired cat graphic with bold adult humor for a design that’s impossible to ignore. The retro artwork gives it an old-school feel, while the cheeky double meaning delivers the punchline....- From $50.00
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Who Don’t Enjoy a Shaved Beaver T-Shirt - Charcoal
Some questions practically answer themselves. 🦫😂 This hilarious “Who Don’t Enjoy a Shaved Beaver” T-shirt features a playful cartoon beaver paired with a cheeky adult double meaning. The vintage-inspired artwork gives it an old-school outdoor vibe, while the not-so-innocent punchline makes sure this shirt...- From $25.00
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Royal
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Eat Cake T-Shirt - Irish Green
Life is short—Eat Cake! 🧁😉 This hilarious “Eat Cake” T-shirt serves up a sweet-looking cupcake graphic with a very cheeky adult twist. Featuring colorful tattoo-inspired artwork, a cherry on top, and a banner reading “Eat Cake,” this tee is perfect for anyone who loves...- From $25.00
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Who Don’t Enjoy a Shaved Beaver Hoodie - Ash
A little beaver humor never hurt anybody. 🦫😂 This hilarious “Who Don’t Enjoy a Shaved Beaver” hoodie features a funny cartoon beaver paired with a cheeky adult double meaning. The simple vintage-style artwork gives it an innocent outdoorsy look—until people actually read the saying....- From $50.00
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Ash
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Sport Grey
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Heliconia
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Eat Cake Hoodie - Ash
Life is short—Eat Cake. 🧁😂 This cheeky “Eat Cake” hoodie features a colorful tattoo-inspired cupcake graphic with a playful adult twist. With bold vintage-style artwork and a banner reading “Eat Cake,” this sweatshirt mixes sweet dessert vibes with humor that’s definitely intended for grown-ups....- From $50.00
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Beaver Lover Hoodie - Ash
For anyone who proudly considers themselves a Beaver Lover. 🦫😂 This hilarious “Beaver Lover” hoodie features an adorable cartoon beaver paired with bold red and blue lettering. It has just the right combination of cute animal artwork and cheeky adult double meaning, making it...- From $50.00
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Beaver Lover T-Shirt - Irish Green
For the person who just really, really loves beavers. 🦫😂 This hilarious “Beaver Lover” T-shirt features a happy cartoon beaver paired with bold, colorful lettering. Cute enough to look innocent at first glance and cheeky enough to get a few knowing laughs, this tee...- From $25.00
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Santa Holding Eggplant T‑Shirt - Irish Green
XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Width, in 16.00 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00 Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00 Sleeve length, in 7.99 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49 9.72 9.96...- From $25.00
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Irish Green
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Navy
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Sport Grey
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Damn Skippy Hoodie - Ash
When “yes” just isn’t enthusiastic enough, there’s always Damn Skippy! 🥜😂 This hilarious “Damn Skippy” hoodie features a playful retro-inspired peanut butter graphic with bold vintage lettering. It’s a fun throwback phrase paired with a clever food-themed design, making it perfect for anyone who...- From $50.00
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