We Make Clothes That Say What You're Thinking

We Make Clothes That Say What You're Thinking

Born from a love of humor and a hatred of boring shirts. Awkward Chicken Wear creates apparel that turns heads, sparks laughs, and starts conversations.

Born from a love of humor and a hatred of boring shirts.

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Eat More Pussy T-Shirt
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Eat More Pussy T-Shirt - Light Blue

When your favorite furry alien has a very specific dinner recommendation. 😹😂 This hilarious “Eat More Pussy” T-shirt features a retro alien-style character holding a cat with bold vintage-inspired lettering. Combining nostalgic ’80s vibes, cat humor, and an outrageous adult double meaning, this tee...
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WEAR YOUR WEIRD

WEAR YOUR WEIRD

Bold graphic apparel for people with questionable taste and excellent timing. Say less. Wear more awkward.

Bold graphic apparel for people with questionable taste and excellent timing. Say less. Wear more awkward.

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Butt Snorkeler Dive Deep Hoodie
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Butt Snorkeler Dive Deep Hoodie - Ash

For those who aren’t afraid to dive a little deeper. 🤿😂 This hilarious “Butt Snorkeler – Dive Deep!” hoodie features a bold snorkel-mask graphic paired with an unapologetically cheeky adult joke. Simple, clean, and inappropriate enough to get plenty of double takes, it’s perfect...
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F-CAW-F Hoodie
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F-CAW-F Hoodie - Ash

When “cock-a-doodle-doo” just isn’t strong enough. 🐓😂 This hilarious “F-CAW-F” hoodie features a wild, colorful rooster graphic with bold lettering and plenty of attitude. The vibrant artwork mixed with cheeky chicken humor makes this sweatshirt perfect for backyard flock owners, farmers, homesteaders, or anyone...
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Who Don’t Enjoy a Shaved Beaver Hoodie
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Who Don’t Enjoy a Shaved Beaver Hoodie - Ash

A little beaver humor never hurt anybody. 🦫😂 This hilarious “Who Don’t Enjoy a Shaved Beaver” hoodie features a funny cartoon beaver paired with a cheeky adult double meaning. The simple vintage-style artwork gives it an innocent outdoorsy look—until people actually read the saying....
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FUNNY. BOLD. UNAPOLOGETIC.

FUNNY. BOLD. UNAPOLOGETIC.

Graphic tees and hoodies for people who say what everyone else is thinking.

Graphic tees and hoodies for people who say what everyone else is thinking.

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If You Don’t Have a Chimney I’m Coming in Your Backdoor Hoodie
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Bang Local Dads Hoodie
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You Ain’t Getting Shit Christmas Hoodie
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He Knows When You're Sleeping Hoodie
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Sagging but Still Gagging Hoodie
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Merry Christmas Assholes Hoodie
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Cut My Life Into Pieces Gingerbread T-Shirt
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Sorry Princess I Only Date Women Who Might Stab Me Crewneck Sweatshirt
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Beaver Lover Long Sleeve Shirt
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Beaver Lover Crewneck Sweatshirt
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If You Don’t Have a Chimney I’m Coming in Your Backdoor Hoodie
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WEAR YOUR WEIRD

Bold graphics. Questionable decisions. Extremely wearable comfort. Meet the tees and hoodies made for people who refuse to dress boring.
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FOR THE BEAUTIFULLY UNBOTHERED

STACKED TEES. UNSTACKABLE ATTITUDE.

A little loud. A lot comfortable. Zero apologies.
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YELLOW, LOUD, AND LEGALLY FUNNY

THE TEE THAT STARTS THE CONVERSATION.

Bright color. Bigger personality. Absolutely no small talk required.
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FOR YOUR INNER MENACE

GRAPHICS WITH A SIDE OF CHAOS.

Made for big opinions, weird errands, and being remembered for the right reasons.
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I Suck at Apologies Funny Tumbler
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My Last Fuck Oh Look There It Goes Funny Tumble
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Shut the Fucupcakes Funny Skinny Tumbler
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Cocktus Funny Cactus Skinny Tumbler
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Little Dick Big Dreams Funny Tumbler
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Really Dragon Ass Today Funny Tumbler
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