New Arrivals
Fresh drops from Awkward Chicken Wear! Check back often, we're always adding new bold and funny styles to keep your wardrobe as unpredictable as your sense of humor.
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Wrong Hole Golf Company Hoodie - Ash
Sometimes your shot lands in the wrong hole. ⛳😂 This hilarious “Wrong Hole Golf Company” hoodie combines classic golf-club styling with a perfectly inappropriate double meaning. Featuring a bold circular logo with a vintage golfer graphic, it looks like legitimate golf apparel at first...- From $50.00
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Dark Heather
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Navy
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Sport Grey
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F-CAW-F Hoodie - Ash
When “cock-a-doodle-doo” just isn’t strong enough. 🐓😂 This hilarious “F-CAW-F” hoodie features a wild, colorful rooster graphic with bold lettering and plenty of attitude. The vibrant artwork mixed with cheeky chicken humor makes this sweatshirt perfect for backyard flock owners, farmers, homesteaders, or anyone...- From $50.00
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Ash
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Dark Heather
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Navy
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White
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Soft Wiener Warm Wiener Hoodie - Ash
Soft wiener, warm wiener, little ball of fur… 🌭🐶😂 This hilarious “Soft Wiener, Warm Wiener” hoodie combines adorable dachshund artwork with a cheeky twist on a familiar cozy rhyme. Featuring cute wiener dogs and playful orange lettering, it’s the perfect sweatshirt for dachshund lovers...- From $50.00
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Ash
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White
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Black
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Carolina Blue
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Steamboats & Hoes Hoodie - Ash
Boats, hoes, and questionable decisions—what more do you need? 🚢😂 This hilarious “Steamboats & Hoes” hoodie combines vintage nautical style with an unmistakably cheeky adult joke. Featuring a retro-inspired circular steamboat graphic and bold lettering, it’s perfect for anyone who loves boating, lake life,...- From $50.00
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Ash
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Navy
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Sport Grey
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White
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Halloween Vibes Hoodie - Sport Grey
Bring on the pumpkins, costumes, spooky nights, and all the Halloween Vibes! 🎃👻 This fun “Halloween Vibes” hoodie features a colorful group of Halloween-themed gnomes dressed for the spooky season. With bright seasonal colors and a playful design, it’s the perfect cozy sweatshirt for...- From $50.00
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Sport Grey
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Orange
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Ash
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White
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Wrong Hole But I Like It Hoodie - Ash
Sometimes you take a wrong turn and decide you’re perfectly happy where you ended up. 🌈😂 This hilarious “Wrong Hole But I Like It” hoodie combines cheeky adult humor with a bright, groovy retro design featuring a rainbow, smiling sun, colorful flowers, and bold...- From $50.00
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Ash
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Navy
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You’ve Got This Fuck Face Hoodie - Sport Grey
Sometimes positive encouragement just needs a little profanity. 😂 This hilarious “You’ve Got This, Fuck Face” hoodie combines motivational energy with an aggressively supportive punchline. Featuring a quirky colorful character and playful lettering, it’s perfect for anyone who wants encouragement—but definitely doesn’t want it...- From $50.00
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Sport Grey
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White
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Ash
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Carolina Blue
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Finding Out Your Man Is a Bitch Hoodie - Ash
Forget pink or blue—this is the gender reveal nobody was prepared for. 😂 This hilarious “Finding Out Your Man Is a Bitch Is the Worst Gender Reveal Ever” hoodie delivers a savage punchline in bold retro-style lettering surrounded by playful sparkle accents. It’s sarcastic,...- From $50.00
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Ash
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Navy
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Sport Grey
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White
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Two Inch Penis Club Hoodie - Ash
Membership has its privileges… even when there isn’t much to brag about. 😂 This hilarious “Two Inch Penis Club” hoodie features a bold circular club-style emblem with a cheeky hand gesture in the center. The clean black-and-white design gives it the look of an...- From $50.00
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Ash
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Navy
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White
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Black
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Lickalotapus Is My Spirit Animal Hoodie - Ash
Forget the T-Rex—there’s a new dinosaur in town. 🦖😂 This hilarious “Lickalotapus Is My Spirit Animal” hoodie features a goofy cartoon dinosaur paired with an outrageously cheeky prehistoric pun. Colorful, ridiculous, and definitely intended for adults, this sweatshirt is perfect for anyone who loves...- From $50.00
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Ash
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Dark Heather
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Navy
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White
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Please Control Your Fuck Trophies Hoodie - Ash
Some parents use gentle reminders. Others prefer warning signs. 😂 This hilarious “Please Control Your Fuck Trophies” hoodie features a bold yellow caution-sign graphic with a sarcastic message for anyone who has experienced kids running wild in public. Loud, inappropriate, and impossible to ignore,...- From $50.00
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Ash
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Navy
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Sport Grey
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White
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Fet’s Luck Hoodie – You Read That Wrong Didn’t You hoodie - Ash
Go ahead… read it again. 😂 This hilarious “Fet’s Luck – You Read That Wrong Didn’t You” hoodie is designed to make people stop, stare, and immediately question what they just read. With bold lettering and a clever visual wordplay joke, it’s the perfect...- From $50.00
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Ash
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Dark Heather
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Navy
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White
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It Burns When I Pee Hoodie - Ash
Bright flowers, happy faces, and a message that definitely isn’t as cheerful as it looks. 🌼😂 This hilarious “It Burns When I Pee” hoodie combines a colorful retro flower design with an outrageously unexpected adult punchline. The groovy colors and smiling flowers give it...- From $50.00
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Ash
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Dark Heather
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White
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Black
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I Don’t Need Sex Life Fucks Me Daily Hoodie - Sport Grey
Who needs romance when life is already taking care of that for you? 😂 This hilarious “I Don’t Need Sex, Life Fucks Me Daily” hoodie is perfect for anyone who handles life’s daily chaos with sarcasm and an inappropriate sense of humor. Featuring a...- From $50.00
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Sport Grey
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White
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Ash
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Heliconia
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Great Tits and Correct Opinions Hoodie - Ash
Confidence looks good on you. Great tits and correct opinions? Even better. 😂 This hilarious “Great Tits and Correct Opinions” hoodie is made for anyone who knows exactly what she brings to the table. Featuring bold red lettering and a playful minimalist graphic, this...- From $50.00
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Ash
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Sport Grey
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White
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Carolina Blue
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Disappointment Hoodie - Navy
A soft, mid-weight hoodie that wears like a warm inside joke. This cozy sweatshirt pairs a relaxed, classic fit with a bold, tongue-in-cheek front illustration, a retro-style figure with arms spread and the words “Disappointments All Of You” arcing above and below. It feels...- From $50.00
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Navy
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Sport Grey
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Free Cock Rides Hoodie - Ash
Who said farm life couldn’t get a little inappropriate? 🐓😂 This hilarious “Free Cock Rides” hoodie features a bold rooster graphic paired with an unapologetically cheeky double meaning. The simple black-and-white design keeps the look clean while the adult humor guarantees plenty of laughs...- From $50.00
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Sport Grey
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Backdoor Adventurer Hoodie - Ash
For those who prefer taking the road less traveled… especially through the backdoor. 🍩😂 This hilarious “Backdoor Adventurer – Hole Lot of Love” hoodie combines a colorful donut-inspired graphic with a cheeky adult double meaning. Bright, playful, and definitely not innocent, it’s perfect for...- From $50.00
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Ash
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Dark Heather
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Sport Grey
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White
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Well Well Well If It Isn’t Little Miss I’m Never Drinking Again Hoodie - Ash
We’ve all said it. Very few of us actually meant it. 🍻😂 This hilarious “Well Well Well, If It Isn’t Little Miss ‘I’m Never Drinking Again’ Drinking Again” hoodie is perfect for anyone who has ever woken up after a wild night, sworn off...- From $50.00
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Navy
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Black
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Go Ahead Add the Mayo Hoodie - White
Go ahead… add the mayo. 🥪😂 This hilarious “Go Ahead… Add the Mayo” hoodie features a playful sandwich graphic with a mischievous adult double meaning. At first glance, it looks like a simple food-lover design—but give it a second and the joke becomes a...- From $50.00
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Black
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Ash
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Heliconia
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Chicken ALFredo Hoodie - Ash
When 1980s TV nostalgia meets farm humor, you get Chicken ALFredo. 🐔📺😂 This hilarious “Chicken ALFredo” hoodie combines a chicken graphic with a playful nod to ALF, the unforgettable alien sitcom character from the 1980s. It’s a ridiculous mashup of retro television nostalgia, food-inspired...- From $50.00
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Ash
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Sport Grey
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White
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Heliconia
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Little Pecker Club Hoodie - Dark Heather
This soft, midweight hooded sweatshirt feels like that first slow breath of winter air at the trailhead. The muted heather fabric and subtle chest artwork give it a lived-in, quietly outdoorsy look — not loud, just confident. Wear it on early-morning hikes, slow coffee...- From $50.00
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I Want You to Know Someone Cares Hoodie - Sport Grey
Soft, roomy warmth with a quiet wink. This hooded sweatshirt wraps you in cozy midweight fleece while carrying a vintage-inspired graphic that reads with gentle humor. Wear it on slow mornings, long study sessions, or evenings out when you want comfort and a subtle...- From $40.00
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Sport Grey
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Ash
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Heliconia
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Wash Your Twat Hoodie - Ash
A friendly reminder that nobody asked for—but somebody apparently needed. 😂 This hilarious “Wash Your Twat!” hoodie features a sassy retro-style woman pointing directly at you alongside a bold, unapologetically inappropriate message. The vintage-inspired artwork paired with raunchy humor makes this hoodie perfect for...- From $50.00
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Ash
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Sport Grey
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Penis Prescription Pills - Ash
Soft, roomy, and quietly bold — this hoodie feels like a warm exhale on slow mornings. A minimalist bottle illustration sits at the chest, rendered in crisp black linework that reads like a small, private joke. The medium-heavy cotton/poly blend holds the print sharply...- From $50.00
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Ash
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Navy
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Muff Divers Club Hoodie - Dark Heather
Welcome to the Muff Divers Club—where going down is all part of the adventure. 🤿😂 This hilarious “Muff Divers Club” hoodie features a vintage-inspired deep-sea diving helmet graphic with retro lettering and an unapologetically cheeky double meaning. The old-school dive-club look makes it seem...- From $50.00
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Dark Heather
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Navy
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Swallow Baby Don't Spit Fishing Hoodie - Ash
Some advice is better left unsaid—but it’s definitely funnier on a hoodie. 😂 This hilarious “Swallow Baby! Don’t Spit” hoodie features bold, colorful lettering paired with a cheeky graphic for an unmistakably adult punchline. It’s playful, inappropriate, and made for anyone who believes their...- From $50.00
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Ash
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Dark Heather
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Sucks to Suck Hoodie - Ash
Sometimes there’s nothing left to say except… sucks to suck. 😂 This hilarious “Sucks to Suck” hoodie features a colorful retro-inspired sunset graphic with bold lettering and a cheeky visual twist. The vintage rainbow aesthetic gives it a fun throwback look, while the sarcastic...- From $50.00
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Ash
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Dark Heather
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Navy
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White
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I Wanna Count the Wrinkles on Your Stink Star Hoodie - Ash
Some pickup lines are romantic. This definitely isn’t one of them. ⭐😂 This hilarious “I Wanna Count the Wrinkles on Your Stink Star” hoodie combines an outrageous adult saying with a funny retro-style character and starfish graphic. It’s weird, inappropriate, and guaranteed to make...- From $50.00
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Ash
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Dark Heather
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Navy
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Helicopter Pilot Hoodie - Ash
Not every helicopter pilot needs a license. 🚁😂 This hilarious “Helicopter Pilot” hoodie features a simple silhouette-style graphic with a cheeky adult double meaning. The clean black-and-white design looks innocent enough at first glance—but anyone who knows the joke will understand exactly what kind...- From $50.00
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Sport Grey
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