Dog Lover
For the dog parent who wears their heart on their sleeve — literally. Shop our dog-themed apparel at Awkward Chicken Wear, featuring GSPs, dachshunds, and all your favorite furry friends.
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Funny Dog T-Shirt — “And There It Goes… My Last Flying Fuck” - Dark Heather
And there it goes… my last flying fuck. 🐕💨😂 This hilarious “And There It Goes… My Last Flying Fuck” T-shirt features a hunting dog taking off at full speed, perfectly capturing that moment when you officially have nothing left to give. The large back...- From $25.00
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Dark Heather
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Navy
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Red
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Royal
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Unisex Ultra Cotton Long Sleeve Tee - Carolina Blue
This long-sleeve tee carries a cozy, vintage vibe with a playful, heartfelt message for German Shorthaired Pointer lovers. The soft-but-substantial cotton feels lived-in from the first wear, while the classic fit and ribbed collar keep the silhouette simple and dependable. A small chest print...- From $30.00
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Carolina Blue
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Light Pink
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Red
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Royal
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I Work Hard So My GSP Can Have a Better Life Crewneck - Dark Chocolate
Because your GSP deserves the good life! 🐾❤️ This fun “I Work Hard So My GSP Can Have a Better Life” sweatshirt is perfect for German Shorthaired Pointer owners who know exactly who their paycheck really belongs to. Featuring a colorful vacation-inspired GSP design,...- From $40.00
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Dark Chocolate
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Dark Heather
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Heliconia
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Irish Green
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I Work Hard So My GSP Can Have a Better Life Hoodie - Navy
You work hard, pay the bills, and somehow your dog is still the one living the good life. 🐾😂 This fun “I Work Hard So My GSP Can Have a Better Life” hoodie is made for devoted German Shorthaired Pointer owners who know exactly...- From $50.00
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Navy
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Sport Grey
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White
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Black
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And There It Goes My Last Flying Fuck Hoodie - Ash
And there it goes… my last flying fuck. 🐕💨😂 This hilarious hoodie features a hunting dog taking off at full speed with the perfectly sarcastic saying “And There It Goes… My Last Flying Fuck.” It’s the ultimate combination of dog-lover humor, hunting-dog energy, and...- From $50.00
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Ash
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Dark Heather
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Navy
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White
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Soft Wiener Warm Wiener Hoodie - Ash
Soft wiener, warm wiener, little ball of fur… 🌭🐶😂 This hilarious “Soft Wiener, Warm Wiener” hoodie combines adorable dachshund artwork with a cheeky twist on a familiar cozy rhyme. Featuring cute wiener dogs and playful orange lettering, it’s the perfect sweatshirt for dachshund lovers...- From $50.00
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Ash
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White
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Black
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Carolina Blue
