Best Sellers
The crowd favorites. Shop our best-selling apparel at Awkward Chicken Wear, the styles that customers keep coming back for. If you're not sure where to start, start here.
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I Suck at Apologies Funny Tumbler
😂 I suck at apologies… so unfuck you or whatever.For those of us who know we probably should apologize but just aren't very good at it! This hilarious tumbler features the sarcastic saying "I Suck at Apologies So Unfuck You or Whatever" in a...- $20.00
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Shitty Housewife Funny Tumbler
😂 Excuse the mess… I must be a shitty housewife!Who has time for a spotless house when there's coffee to drink and life to live? This hilarious "I Must Be a Shitty Housewife" tumbler is perfect for anyone who knows that dirty dishes, laundry...- $20.00
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Little Dick Big Dreams Funny Tumbler
📏🔨 Little Dick, Big Dreams! 😂Measure twice, cut once, and try not to take the joke too personally! This hilarious "Little Dick Big Dreams" tumbler combines woodworking and construction humor with a perfectly inappropriate punchline.Featuring rulers, measuring tape, tools, and a rustic workshop-inspired background,...- $20.00
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Really Dragon Ass Today Funny Tumbler
Some days you're productive… and some days you're just Really Dragon Ass Today! 🐉☕😂This funny tumbler features an adorable pastel dragon dragging along with its coffee and a hilarious "Really Dragon Ass Today" design. Perfect for anyone who runs on caffeine, sarcasm, and questionable...- $20.00
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My Last Fuck Oh Look There It Goes Funny Tumble
💀🌸 My Last Fuck… Oh Look, There It Goes! When you've officially reached the point where you have zero fucks left to give, this tumbler says it all for you! Featuring a bold statement surrounded by skulls, beautiful pink flowers, butterflies, and birds, this...- $20.00
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Middle Finger Ghost Funny Tumbler
👻🖕 Cute, spooky, and fresh out of fucks!This hilarious middle finger ghost tumbler features colorful little ghosts throwing some serious attitude against a fun pastel pink background filled with stars and playful shapes.It's the perfect combination of adorable and inappropriate—because sometimes even ghosts are...- $20.00
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Oopsey Daisy Funny Tumbler
🌼 Oopsey Daisy… Looks Like I Gave a Fuck! 🌼Sweet flowers meet savage attitude with this hilarious tumbler! Featuring a pretty pastel floral design paired with the sarcastic phrase "Oopsey Daisy, Looks Like You Thought I Gave a Fuck," this tumbler is perfect for...- $20.00
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Too Busy Being a Badass Mom Skinny Tumbler
Fuel your daily parenting hustle with a massive side of confidence and attitude using this "Too Busy Being A Badass Mom" Skinny Tumbler! Masterfully pairing a sleek, starry cosmic aesthetic with a brutally honest punchline, this travel mug is the ultimate reminder that you...- $20.00
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Shut the Fucupcakes Funny Skinny Tumbler
Serve up your favorite drinks with a sweet outer shell and a brutally honest core with this hilarious "I Baked You Some Shut The Fucupcakes" Skinny Tumbler! Masterfully blending retro 1950s baking imagery with a sharp, laugh-out-loud punchline, this travel mug tells people exactly...- $20.00
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Unisex Ultra Cotton Long Sleeve Tee - Carolina Blue
This long-sleeve tee carries a cozy, vintage vibe with a playful, heartfelt message for German Shorthaired Pointer lovers. The soft-but-substantial cotton feels lived-in from the first wear, while the classic fit and ribbed collar keep the silhouette simple and dependable. A small chest print...- From $30.00
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I Work Hard So My GSP Can Have a Better Life Crewneck - Dark Chocolate
Because your GSP deserves the good life! 🐾❤️ This fun “I Work Hard So My GSP Can Have a Better Life” sweatshirt is perfect for German Shorthaired Pointer owners who know exactly who their paycheck really belongs to. Featuring a colorful vacation-inspired GSP design,...- From $40.00
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Dark Heather
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Heliconia
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Irish Green
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Wrong Hole Golf Company Shirt - Antique Irish Green
Bring a little adult humor to the golf course with this Wrong Hole Golf Company shirt! ⛳😂 Featuring a bold, cheeky graphic on the back, this tee is perfect for golfers who enjoy questionable decisions, good company, and plenty of laughs on and off...- From $22.44
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Dark Heather
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Galapagos Blue
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Raccoon Pool Player TShirt - Light Blue
A lightweight, soft cotton tee printed with a cheeky raccoon playing pool and the tongue-in-cheek line: “It’s not luck. It’s bad decisions executed confidently.” Quietly bold and a little wicked, this shirt brings playful sarcasm to casual days — whether you’re lounging at home,...- From $19.76
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Bad Decisions Raccoon Pool Hoodie - Ash
Who needs luck when you can make bad decisions with complete confidence? 🎱🦝😂 This hilarious “It’s Not Luck, It’s Bad Decisions Executed Confidently” hoodie features a mischievous raccoon lining up a shot on the pool table. Combining chaotic raccoon energy with sarcastic billiards humor,...- From $50.00
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Carolina Blue
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Toothpaste Man Hoodie - Ash
Brushing your teeth will never look quite the same again. 🪥😂 This hilarious Toothpaste Man hoodie features a cartoon toothpaste tube taking aim and “peeing” toothpaste directly onto a waiting toothbrush. It’s weird, ridiculous, slightly inappropriate, and exactly the kind of design that makes...- From $50.00
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Scan Me QR Code T-Shirt - Light Blue
Curiosity is going to make them scan it. 📱😂 This attention-grabbing “Scan Me!” QR Code T-shirt features an oversized QR-style graphic with bold lettering underneath. Simple, mysterious, and designed to get people reaching for their phones, this tee is a fun conversation starter for...- From $25.00
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Navy
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Toothpaste Peeing on Toothbrush T-Shirt - Irish Green
Well, that’s one way to put toothpaste on your toothbrush. 🪥😂 This hilarious Toothpaste Man T-shirt features a cartoon toothpaste tube hilariously “peeing” toothpaste directly onto a toothbrush. Colorful, weird, and completely unexpected, this graphic tee is made for anyone whose sense of humor...- From $25.00
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Navy
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Please Wash Your Hands T-Shirt - Light Blue
Good hygiene is important—especially when you’re putting your hands in questionable places. 😂 This hilarious “Please Wash Your Hands” T-shirt features a bold minimalist adult graphic paired with a perfectly innocent-sounding reminder. The simple black-and-white design makes the not-so-innocent joke stand out and guarantees...- From $50.00
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Please Wash Your Hands Hoodie - Ash
A friendly reminder about personal hygiene… with a very inappropriate visual aid. 😂 This hilarious “Please Wash Your Hands” hoodie features a cheeky minimalist graphic paired with a message that takes hand washing to a whole different level. Simple, naughty, and guaranteed to make...- From $50.00
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Heliconia
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Irish Green
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Who Don’t Enjoy a Shaved Beaver T-Shirt - Charcoal
Some questions practically answer themselves. 🦫😂 This hilarious “Who Don’t Enjoy a Shaved Beaver” T-shirt features a playful cartoon beaver paired with a cheeky adult double meaning. The vintage-inspired artwork gives it an old-school outdoor vibe, while the not-so-innocent punchline makes sure this shirt...- From $25.00
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Eat Cake Hoodie - Ash
Life is short—Eat Cake. 🧁😂 This cheeky “Eat Cake” hoodie features a colorful tattoo-inspired cupcake graphic with a playful adult twist. With bold vintage-style artwork and a banner reading “Eat Cake,” this sweatshirt mixes sweet dessert vibes with humor that’s definitely intended for grown-ups....- From $50.00
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Santa Holding Eggplant T‑Shirt - Irish Green
XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Width, in 16.00 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00 Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00 Sleeve length, in 7.99 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49 9.72 9.96...- From $25.00
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Irish Green
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Navy
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Wrong Hole Golf Company Hoodie - Ash
Sometimes your shot lands in the wrong hole. ⛳😂 This hilarious “Wrong Hole Golf Company” hoodie combines classic golf-club styling with a perfectly inappropriate double meaning. Featuring a bold circular logo with a vintage golfer graphic, it looks like legitimate golf apparel at first...- From $50.00
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Dark Heather
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Navy
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Sport Grey
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Steamboats & Hoes Hoodie - Ash
Boats, hoes, and questionable decisions—what more do you need? 🚢😂 This hilarious “Steamboats & Hoes” hoodie combines vintage nautical style with an unmistakably cheeky adult joke. Featuring a retro-inspired circular steamboat graphic and bold lettering, it’s perfect for anyone who loves boating, lake life,...- From $50.00
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Navy
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Wrong Hole But I Like It Hoodie - Ash
Sometimes you take a wrong turn and decide you’re perfectly happy where you ended up. 🌈😂 This hilarious “Wrong Hole But I Like It” hoodie combines cheeky adult humor with a bright, groovy retro design featuring a rainbow, smiling sun, colorful flowers, and bold...- From $50.00
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Two Inch Penis Club Hoodie - Ash
Membership has its privileges… even when there isn’t much to brag about. 😂 This hilarious “Two Inch Penis Club” hoodie features a bold circular club-style emblem with a cheeky hand gesture in the center. The clean black-and-white design gives it the look of an...- From $50.00
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It Burns When I Pee Hoodie - Ash
Bright flowers, happy faces, and a message that definitely isn’t as cheerful as it looks. 🌼😂 This hilarious “It Burns When I Pee” hoodie combines a colorful retro flower design with an outrageously unexpected adult punchline. The groovy colors and smiling flowers give it...- From $50.00
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Wash Your Twat Hoodie - Ash
A friendly reminder that nobody asked for—but somebody apparently needed. 😂 This hilarious “Wash Your Twat!” hoodie features a sassy retro-style woman pointing directly at you alongside a bold, unapologetically inappropriate message. The vintage-inspired artwork paired with raunchy humor makes this hoodie perfect for...- From $50.00
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Penis Prescription Pills - Ash
Soft, roomy, and quietly bold — this hoodie feels like a warm exhale on slow mornings. A minimalist bottle illustration sits at the chest, rendered in crisp black linework that reads like a small, private joke. The medium-heavy cotton/poly blend holds the print sharply...- From $50.00
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Muff Divers Club Hoodie - Dark Heather
Welcome to the Muff Divers Club—where going down is all part of the adventure. 🤿😂 This hilarious “Muff Divers Club” hoodie features a vintage-inspired deep-sea diving helmet graphic with retro lettering and an unapologetically cheeky double meaning. The old-school dive-club look makes it seem...- From $50.00
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