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The crowd favorites. Shop our best-selling apparel at Awkward Chicken Wear, the styles that customers keep coming back for. If you're not sure where to start, start here.
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I Want You to Know Someone Cares T-Shirt - Red
Someone cares. It’s just not me. 😂 This “I Want You to Know That Someone Cares… Not Me, But Someone” T-shirt is perfect for anyone fluent in sarcasm and running low on sympathy. Featuring a retro-inspired illustration and hilariously dry message, this tee delivers...- From $25.00
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Sport Grey
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White
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Azalea
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Free Cock Rides T-Shirt - Irish Green
Who knew farm life came with free rides? 🐓😂 This hilarious “Free Cock Rides” T-shirt combines a bold rooster graphic with an unapologetically cheeky double meaning. Perfect for chicken lovers, farmers, backyard flock owners, or anyone whose sense of humor lives comfortably in the...- From $25.00
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Irish Green
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Navy
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White
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Me Smell Coochie T-Shirt - Irish Green
When your sense of humor has absolutely no filter. 👀😂 This “Me Smell Coochie” T-shirt features a goofy blue monster-inspired face with big eyes, a wide smile, and a hilariously inappropriate saying. It’s bold, ridiculous, and made for anyone who appreciates raunchy humor and...- From $25.00
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Irish Green
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Red
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Royal
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Sport Grey
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Awkward Chicken Wear T-Shirt - Dark Heather
For those days when you’re just winging it. 🐔😂 This Awkward Chicken Wear T-shirt features a hilariously frazzled rooster with big eyes, wild feathers, and plenty of personality. It’s the perfect graphic tee for chicken lovers, backyard flock owners, farmers, or anyone who proudly...- From $20.00
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Dark Heather
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Navy
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Sport Grey
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White
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Merry Christmas Assholes T-Shirt - Charcoal
Spread a little Christmas cheer—with absolutely no filter. 🎅😂 This “Merry Christmas Assholes” T-shirt is perfect for anyone who loves the holidays but prefers their Christmas spirit served with sarcasm. Featuring a vintage-style Santa graphic and bold festive lettering, this shirt brings together classic...- From $25.00
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Charcoal
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Irish Green
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Navy
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Purple
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You Should See the Size of My Sack T-Shirt - Irish Green
Santa’s been waiting all year to brag about this one. 🎅😂 This “You Should See the Size of My Sack” T-shirt combines Christmas cheer with a perfectly inappropriate double meaning. Featuring a festive Santa graphic and cheeky holiday saying, it’s made for anyone who...- From $25.00
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Irish Green
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Red
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Royal
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Sport Grey
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Cream Pies Matter T-Shirt - Irish Green
Some causes are just too important to ignore. 😏😂 This bold “Cream Pies Matter” T-shirt keeps things simple, inappropriate, and guaranteed to get attention. With its clean statement design and unmistakable adult double meaning, it’s perfect for anyone who likes their humor raunchy and...- From $25.00
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Irish Green
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Light Blue
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Navy
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Royal
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Muff Divers Club T-Shirt - Light Blue
Welcome to the Muff Divers Club — where only the most dedicated divers earn their membership. 🤿😂 This cheeky “Muff Divers Club” T-shirt features a vintage-inspired deep-sea diver graphic paired with an unmistakably inappropriate double meaning. The retro badge-style artwork gives it an old-school...- From $25.00
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Light Blue
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Navy
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Sport Grey
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White
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Deep Throat Social Club T-Shirt - Charcoal
Membership has its privileges. 🍆😂 This “Deep Throat Social Club” T-shirt is made for anyone with a bold sense of humor and absolutely no problem making people do a double take. Featuring a playful purple eggplant character and retro-inspired lettering, this graphic tee combines...- From $25.00
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Sport Grey
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White
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Heather Purple
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Helicopter Pilot T-Shirt - Royal
Not every helicopter pilot needs a license. 🚁😂 This hilarious “Helicopter Pilot” T-shirt features a cheeky adult-humor graphic that gives the phrase a whole new meaning. Simple, bold, and guaranteed to earn a few double takes, it’s perfect for anyone who appreciates inappropriate jokes...- From $25.00
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Royal
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Sport Grey
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White
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Black
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One Daily Suck Slowly T-Shirt - Light Blue
Doctor’s orders have never been this entertaining. 💊😂 This cheeky “One Daily – Suck Slowly” T-shirt features a prescription-bottle-inspired graphic with a hilarious adult twist. It’s the perfect choice for anyone who loves inappropriate humor, sarcastic sayings, and shirts that make people stop and...- From $25.00
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Navy
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White
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I Baked You Some Shut the Fucupcakes T-Shirt - Light Blue
Freshly baked with a generous helping of sarcasm. 🧁😂 This “I Baked You Some Shut the Fucupcakes” T-shirt is perfect for anyone who loves baking almost as much as they love telling people to be quiet. Featuring a retro-style baker holding a tray of...- From $25.00
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Light Blue
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Black
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Disappointments All of You T-Shirt - Sport Grey
When one disappointment just isn’t enough. 😂 This “Disappointments — All of You” T-shirt is perfect for anyone whose patience has officially left the building. Featuring a dramatic figure with arms outstretched and a perfectly sarcastic message, this graphic tee delivers dry humor without...- From $25.00
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Sport Grey
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Light Blue
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Well Well Well If It Isn’t Little Miss I’m Never Drinking Again T-Shirt - Navy
Well, well, well… we’ve heard this one before. 🍹😂 This “Well Well Well, If It Isn’t Little Miss I’m Never Drinking Again” T-shirt is for the woman who swore last weekend was the last time—and somehow finds herself making the exact same promise again....- From $25.00
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Navy
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It Burns When I Pee T-Shirt - Dark Heather
Cute flowers, happy colors, and one very unfortunate problem. 🌈🌼😂 This “It Burns When I Pee” T-shirt combines a bright retro-inspired rainbow and smiling flower design with hilariously inappropriate adult humor. The cheerful artwork paired with the unexpected saying makes this tee an instant...- From $25.00
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Dark Heather
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Navy
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Swallow Baby Don’t Spit T-Shirt - Heather Navy
Fishing humor with absolutely no intention of keeping things innocent. 🎣🐟😂 This “Swallow Baby, Don’t Spit” T-shirt pairs a colorful fish graphic with a hilariously inappropriate double meaning. It’s the perfect shirt for anglers who enjoy fishing, adult humor, and getting a few questionable...- From $25.00
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Heather Navy
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Red
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Sport Grey
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White
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Great Tits Correct Opinions Shirt - Charcoal
Confidence level: completely unapologetic. 💅😂 This “Sorry for Having Great Tits and Correct Opinions” T-shirt is made for anyone who knows what they bring to the table—and isn’t interested in pretending otherwise. With its cheeky statement and playful graphic, this tee delivers the perfect...- From $25.00
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Sport Grey
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Military Green
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Dead Inside but Horny T-Shirt - Charcoal
Emotionally unavailable, but apparently everything else is still working. 💀❤️😂 This “Dead Inside But Horny” T-shirt combines dark humor, sarcasm, and adult humor into one unapologetically funny design. Featuring skeleton hands gripping dripping red hearts, this graphic tee is perfect for anyone whose sense...- $25.00
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Heather Royal
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Light Blue
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You Can’t Scare Me I Have a Crazy Daughter T-Shirt - Heather Navy
When you have a crazy daughter, fear is no longer an option. 😂 This funny “You Can’t Scare Me, I Have a Crazy Daughter” T-shirt is perfect for the proud dad who knows his daughter is tough, outspoken, and always ready to handle business....- From $25.00
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Royal
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It’s Just Blowjob Week T-Shirt - Charcoal
Turn an awkward week into a punchline. 🦈😂 This “It’s Not That Time of the Month, It’s Just Blowjob Week” T-shirt features a mischievous shark graphic paired with unapologetically inappropriate adult humor. It’s made for anyone who loves raunchy jokes, sarcastic shirts, and getting...- From $25.00
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Dark Heather Grey
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Go Ahead Add the Mayo Shirt - Navy
Some sandwiches just need a little extra mayo. 😏🥪 This hilarious “Go Ahead… Add the Mayo” T-shirt combines food humor with a cheeky double meaning that’s guaranteed to get a few laughs—and probably a few double takes. Featuring a playful sandwich graphic and funny...- From $25.00
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Chicken ALFredo T-Shirt - White
Chicken Alfredo has never looked quite like this. 🐔😂 This hilarious “Chicken ALFredo” T-shirt combines classic chicken humor with a nostalgic ALF-inspired twist. Featuring a funny ALF-style chicken graphic, this tee is made for anyone who loves chickens, retro humor, ridiculous puns, and shirts...- From $25.00
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Military Green
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Antique Heliconia
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Funny Dog T-Shirt — “And There It Goes… My Last Flying Fuck” - Dark Heather
And there it goes… my last flying fuck. 🐕💨😂 This hilarious “And There It Goes… My Last Flying Fuck” T-shirt features a hunting dog taking off at full speed, perfectly capturing that moment when you officially have nothing left to give. The large back...- From $25.00
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Chase Speed Racing Graphic T-Shirt - Natural
This relaxed fit tee channels urban motion and athletic grit. A bold, monochrome graphic of a sprinter launching past a city backdrop reads “CHASE SPEED,” giving the shirt an energized, street meets track vibe. Midweight cotton feels substantial without being stiff, and the lay-flat...- $25.00
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Noir Glitch Portrait Graphic Tee - White
This relaxed heavyweight tee carries a bold, cinematic mood—stark black-and-white graphics that feel like a retro-future zine come to life. The front features a cropped portrait of a bobbed woman with a static-smeared gaze, while the back expands the story with collage elements: vintage...- From $27.63
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Cherry Bomb T-Shirt - Black
Sweet, bold, and ready to make a statement. 🍒💥 This eye-catching “Cherry Bomb” T-shirt features two rich red cherries paired with oversized vintage-inspired lettering. The retro design brings together classic rockabilly style and a little rebellious attitude, making it an easy choice for anyone...- From $25.00
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Granite
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Berry
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ThugLife Clothing Graphic Tee - White
An oversized cotton tee that feels like a street-side anthem. The bold, hand-lettered chest graphic and subtle crown detail give this shirt an urban confidence, worn loose over jeans, layered under an open jacket, or thrown on for late-night city runs. The medium-heavy fabric...- From $39.48
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Athletic Heather
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Red
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You May Not Judge Me Funny Hoodie - Butter
⚖️😂 "You may not judge me!"Bring some courtroom attitude to your wardrobe with this hilarious judge-inspired graphic. Featuring a bold "You May Not Judge Me" design, this shirt is perfect for anyone who loves courtroom humor, sarcastic sayings, and clothing that gets a laugh.Available...- $45.00
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Suck Your Own Titties Funny Cow Hoodie - Deep Pink
🐄😂 SUCK YOUR OWN TITTIES!Cute cow, questionable advice, and absolutely no filter! This hilarious "Suck Your Own Titties" hoodie combines an adorable cow graphic with bold adult humor for a sweatshirt guaranteed to get laughs and double takes.The bright pink color makes the design...- $45.00
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Deep Pink
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Viagra Funny Tumbler
💙 For those days when your coffee isn't the only thing keeping you up! 😂This hilarious Viagra-inspired tumbler features a novelty prescription-label style design based on the famous little blue pill. It's bold, recognizable, and perfect for anyone who appreciates inappropriate adult humor.Whether it's...- $20.00
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