Sorry Princess I Only Date Women Who Might Stab Me Crewneck Sweatshirt
Sorry, princess—the sweet and innocent type just isn’t going to cut it. This hilarious “Sorry Princess, I...
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Sorry, princess—the sweet and innocent type just isn’t going to cut it.
This hilarious “Sorry Princess, I Only Date Women Who Might Stab Me” crewneck sweatshirt is made for anyone whose dating preferences come with a few red flags. Featuring bold, minimalist lettering and a sarcastic punchline, it’s an easy way to show off your questionable taste in relationships.
Perfect for date nights, parties, bar nights, concerts, casual weekends, or simply lounging around while letting everyone know exactly what your type is.
Why You’ll Love It
- Bold “Sorry Princess, I Only Date Women Who Might Stab Me” saying
- Funny dating and relationship humor
- Sarcastic dark-humor design
- Classic crewneck sweatshirt style
- Comfortable casual look
- Easy to pair with jeans, leggings, or shorts
- Great conversation starter
- Perfect for people who joke about loving red flags
- Funny gift for boyfriends, girlfriends, husbands, wives, or friends
- Great for birthdays, Valentine’s Day, white elephant exchanges, and gag gifts
- Multiple sizes and colors may be available
Made with durable 50/50 cotton-poly fabric, tubeless knit for a clean drape, and reinforced seams, this sweatshirt is built to stay comfortable and hold its shape. Ethically sourced cotton and OEKO-TEX® certified dyes give it a responsible backbone, while optional embroidery placements let you dial the statement in or keep it tucked close to the heart.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly (8.0 oz/yd²) for durable, cozy warmth
- Embroidery options: left chest, center chest, large center, plus right/left wrists
- Tubular knit without side seams for cleaner drape and less fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and longevity
- Ethically sourced US cotton and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
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You should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).
If you need to return an item, simply login to your account, view the order using the "Complete Orders" link under the My Account menu and click the Return Item(s) button. We'll notify you via e-mail of your refund once we've received and processed the returned item.
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