Best Sellers
The crowd favorites. Shop our best-selling apparel at Awkward Chicken Wear, the styles that customers keep coming back for. If you're not sure where to start, start here.
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You Are NOT the Father Christmas Hoodie - Ash
Bring some unexpected laughs to the holiday season with this hilarious Christmas hoodie! Featuring a festive parody-style design with the phrase “In the Case of Baby Jesus, Joseph, You Are NOT the Father!”, this hoodie combines Christmas humor with a classic daytime-TV-style reveal. Perfect...- From $50.00
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Navy
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Sport Grey
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White
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Beaver Valley Crewneck Sweatshirt - Ash
Some people have a favorite beach. Others prefer the mountains. But for you, there’s no place you’d rather be than Beaver Valley. 🦫😂 This funny “There’s No Place I’d Rather Be Than Beaver Valley” crewneck sweatshirt combines a vintage outdoor-inspired badge with a cheeky...- From $40.00
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Ash
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Dark Heather
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Heliconia
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Irish Green
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A Girl Without a Bush T-Shirt - Light Blue
Some angels have halos. Some have wings. And according to this shirt, some things simply shouldn’t be removed. 😇😂 This hilarious “A Girl Without a Bush Is Like an Angel Without Its Wings” T-shirt delivers a bold adult joke with a clean, minimalist design....- From $25.00
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Cute But Psycho T-Shirt - Irish Green
Cute? Absolutely. Psycho? That depends who’s asking. 🔪💀😂 This “Cute But Psycho” T-shirt combines creepy horror vibes with a bold retro-inspired graphic that’s made for fans of all things spooky. Featuring a colorful horror-style character design on a classic black tee, it’s the perfect...- From $25.00
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Irish Green
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Navy
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Red
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Cute But Psycho Hoodie - Gold
Cute on the outside. A little questionable on the inside. 🔪😂 This “Cute But Psycho” hoodie combines creepy horror vibes with a playful attitude. Featuring a colorful slasher-inspired graphic and bold lettering, it’s perfect for horror fans who like their wardrobe spooky, sarcastic, and...- From $50.00
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Ash
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Dark Heather
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Navy
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Beaver Valley Hoodie - Ash
There are plenty of beautiful places in the world, but apparently there’s no place you’d rather be than Beaver Valley. 🦫😂 This funny “There’s No Place I’d Rather Be Than Beaver Valley” hoodie combines a vintage outdoor-style emblem with a cheeky double meaning. At...- From $50.00
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Dark Heather
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Navy
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Sport Grey
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Don't be a dummy Long Sleeve Tee - Light Blue
Subtle? Absolutely not. Memorable? Definitely. 😂 This hilarious “Don’t Be a Dummy, Cum on Her Tummy” long-sleeve shirt features a cheeky retro-inspired graphic paired with an unapologetically inappropriate punchline. Made for adults who appreciate raunchy humor and aren’t afraid to get a few shocked...- From $30.00
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White
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Good Cooter Hoodie - Ash
Keep it cozy, keep it cheeky, and always appreciate a Good Cooter. 😂 This hilarious “Good Cooter” hoodie features a playful minimalist hand-gesture graphic paired with a simple handwritten-style slogan. The clean design looks innocent from a distance, but the naughty double meaning makes...- From $50.00
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Dark Heather
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Navy
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Sport Grey
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Cotton Canvas Tote Bag - Natural
This 100% cotton bag comes in one size – 15" x 16"– perfect for everyday wear. While the canvas material will show off your designs in great colors, it's durable and will last for years. The bag features 20" handles (made from the same...- $20.00
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Black
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Butt Snorkeler Dive Deep Hoodie - Ash
For those who aren’t afraid to dive a little deeper. 🤿😂 This hilarious “Butt Snorkeler – Dive Deep!” hoodie features a bold snorkel-mask graphic paired with an unapologetically cheeky adult joke. Simple, clean, and inappropriate enough to get plenty of double takes, it’s perfect...- From $50.00
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Dark Heather
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Navy
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Sport Grey
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Punish Her Hoodie - Ash
Dark, bold, and definitely not your average hoodie. 😈 This “Punish Her” hoodie features an eye-catching retro horror-inspired graphic with a distressed, vintage aesthetic. The dramatic artwork and bold lettering give it an edgy look that’s perfect for anyone who loves dark humor, horror-style...- From $50.00
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Dark Heather
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Sport Grey
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Beaver Lover Sticker — Cute Cartoon Beaver Kiss-Cut Decal
Bright, playful, and full of personality — this glossy kiss-cut sticker brings a cheerful beaver mascot and bold lettering into your everyday gear. The colorful illustration pops against the glossy finish, turning laptops, journals, water bottles (indoor use), and notebooks into small statements of...- From $3.00
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