{"product_id":"fuck-everything-neon-skinny-tumbler","title":"Fuck Everything Neon Skinny Tumbler","description":"\u003cp\u003eExpress your ultimate mood without saying a single word with this hilarious \"Fuck Everything\" Skinny Tumbler! Perfectly combining a vibrant, colorful neon paint aesthetic with a bold, unfiltered message, this travel mug is designed for those days when you've officially reached your limit with the world. It makes a fantastic, laugh-out-loud gag gift for a stressed-out coworker, a brutally honest best friend, or a funny treat for yourself to bring a little dark humor to your morning routine.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEDGY NEON PAINT SPLATTER DESIGN\u003cbr\u003eFeatures a high-quality, professional full-wrap graphic with a textured, dark background covered in rich, multi-colored paint splatters. The center displays a colorful, multi-layered checklist layout that spells out \"FUCK\" down the sides while listing out your daily options: \"F*ck This, F*ck That, F*ck Them, F*ck It, F*ck You, F*ck Everything.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eVACUUM INSULATED TEMPERATURE CONTROL\u003cbr\u003eConstructed from premium double-walled stainless steel, this high-performance thermal tumbler keeps your iced coffee ice-cold for hours, or your morning brew steaming hot through your most frustrating meetings.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSLEEK \u0026amp; TRAVEL-READY\u003cbr\u003eThe slim, ergonomic skinny silhouette sits comfortably in your hand and slides effortlessly into standard vehicle cup holders. It comes complete with a clear, splash-resistant lid and a reusable straw for convenient sipping on the go.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Awkward Chicken Wear","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52860040380701,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1008\/5593\/9357\/files\/5827905759365239340_121.jpg?v=1788619626","url":"https:\/\/awkwardchickenwear.com\/products\/fuck-everything-neon-skinny-tumbler","provider":"Awkward Chicken Wear","version":"1.0","type":"link"}